My Christmas Rant…contains foul language so beware


Peace Seeker, I almost lost my peace this morning.

Fresh off the yoga mat and eager to start buying Christmas gifts I went searching the links my son sent me and the one thing, the top tier item as he has the list linked and prioritized for me, is gone. And on ebay and Amazon they are price massacring it!

That seriously pisses me off man. They have enough money to buy up these systems and then gauge the shit out of them. Fuck that shit man. Greedy assholes!

I am a peace loving hippie but right is right and wrong is wrong and that’s just wrong. A little profit okay but 200.00 or 300 or 400 or even more is just WRONG! I hope these asses have the worst Christmas ever!!! EVER!!!

I am maintaining my peace but I don’t like shit. And that is shit.

Okay rant is over with the words of Chevy Chase in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, which is my favorite Christmas movie, We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

I need coffee.




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